i just have to reblog the politest dwarf of them all when its on my dash.
one cannot simply not reblog this.
Bilbo is like: I don’t have time for your shit, Ori.
“Hobbits have been living and farming in the four Farthings of the Shire for many hundreds of years. Quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk — Middle-Earth being, after all, full of strange creatures beyond count. Hobbits must seem of little importance, being neither renowned as great warriors, nor counted among the very wise. In fact, it has been remarked by some that the Hobbits’ only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation, as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales, and the smoking of pipe-weed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet, and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of things that grow. And yes, no doubt, to others our ways seem quaint. But today, of all days, it is brought home to me, it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.”
– Bilbo Baggins, The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
"I have been mortal, and some part of me is mortal yet. I am full of tears and hunger and the fear of death, though I cannot weep, and I want nothing, and I cannot die. I am not like the others now, for no unicorn was ever born who could regret…"
~ Peter S. Beagle, “The Last Unicorn” novel (1968)
Something I’ve been working on-and-off since March for one of my all-time favorite novel/movie. ♥
Bigger full-view @DevArt: http://luleiya.deviantart.com/art/The-Last-Unicorn-459625064
|| HARTEUS’ 4000 FOLLOWER PRINT GIVEAWAY
i’ve finally reached the beautiful number of 4000, 4000 of you amazing human beings! i never would have imagined i’d get this far, and to celebrate i’m holding yet another giveaway. though this time it’s a bit different. i will select three winners, generated randomly and send all of them the four prints featured above. the first winner will also recieve a full painting comission in the same style as featured in the prints.
- must be following me.
- likes and reblogs count, you may reblog multiple times but i’m not sure if multiple reblogs show in the notes?
- you gotta have your askbox open in case you win, and answer my message within three days.
- you have to be comfortable with giving me your adress since i’ll send physical copies to you. (i’ll ship worldwide!)
- ENDS THE 22nd of AUGUST
|| ABOUT THE PRINTS
i have not printed them out yet, but i will make sure to have them in the highest quality possible, all of them about the size of an A4. i’ll probably post more updates about this during the giveaway. i suspect they will be of a thicker, matted paper type and not a shiny one. i will secure the packages the best i can before sending them, but i won’t be responsible if they would somehow get damaged during the shipping.
i’ll send them out as soon as i’ve got everyone’s adress, which shouldn’t be long after the ending of the giveaway. the first winner will also recieve a full painting comission, but that picture will only be sent through e-mail.
if you got any questions don’t hesitate to send me an ask! GOOD LUCK!
- ❦ - Does one of the muses have a crush on another?
- ❣ - Among the muses, which ones are closest?
- ☠ - Do any of the muses hate each other?
- ☣ - Which muse would survive a zombie apocalypse?
- ღ - Which muse has the biggest breasts/dick?
- ♫ - Describe the relationship between two of the muses with a song.
- ☺ - Which of the muses is the most ticklish?
- ☹ - Which muse cries the most?
- ♛ - Which muse would win in a brawl?
- ϟ - Which muse is the bravest, and which one is the biggest scaredycat?
- ø - You’re arranging a five-a-side football/basketball team, which muses are the dream team and which are flops?
- ☏- which muse is the best singer?
- "I know a game we can play with all this chocolate."
- "I’m going to lay you down on a bed of roses and…"
- "I can put it on using just my mouth."
- "I can take it off using just my teeth."
- "You’re such a tease!"
- "I’ll give you a pearl necklace later."
- "It’s valentines, we can do whatever you want."
- "I bought a new costume… but I need help getting into it."
- "I need help getting out of this dress."
- "Don’t get it in my hair!"
- "You’re sweating already."
- "That was quick."
- "Don’t go yet."
- "You need to go, now!"
- "Hide under the bed."
- "You usually get it up quicker…"
- "You usually like that…"
- "That is a massive turn off."
- "When they said I was whipped, I don’t think they had this in mind…"
- "Gross, we’re not trying that."
- "You dropped something, let me bend over and get it for you."
- "You’re filling me up!"
- "It’s so big!"
- "Who’d have guess you liked it rough?"
- "Don’t lick there!"
- "Teeth! Stop it with the teeth!"
- "I… don’t think it’ll fit."
- "Why would you settle for 7 minutes in heaven when you could have a whole night with me?"
- "Is that my gift in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
- "How are we both still dressed?"
- "Careful, don’t rip it."
- "Nhhg, quit it, I’ve not finished my shift."
- "Can I take it out, please the vibrations are sending me crazy?!"
- "Can I take it out now; sitting down is becoming more and more difficult."
- "I can’t think straight around you."
- "St-stop that. I have work to do, we can do it after."
- "Nice lingerie, but get off of my desk."
- "How romantic…"
- "I love it when you talk dirty."
- "I’ve got a collar with your name on it."
- "We can’t! They’re in the next room, they’ll hear us."
- "Now I just have a wet neck and a hickey that will fade in the hour… great."
- "I’ve got a bag full of massage oils and you know the magic my fingers can do, I’ll be over in a few."
- "This is so embarrassing, I had a dream about you yesterday."
- "Shh shh, if you moan like that we’ll get caught."
- "I didn’t know you were one for watching."
The Jade Forest